What the hell is the deal with this song? Is it not obvious to anyone else that the kid in the song is totally scamming everyone in the store for a minor score? You know he's out the door with those dumb-ass shoes looking for the next batch of suckers.
At first, I thought the person that wrote this song must be some kind of cruel idiot, given the ludicrously sappy storyline. Now, I think they're a fucking genius!! I'm sure, between the ascap fees, the television rights and sales commissions, they're sobbing all the way to the bank.
Merry Christmas!
At first, I thought the person that wrote this song must be some kind of cruel idiot, given the ludicrously sappy storyline. Now, I think they're a fucking genius!! I'm sure, between the ascap fees, the television rights and sales commissions, they're sobbing all the way to the bank.
Merry Christmas!

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