Thing 2 turned 8 on Sunday. Hard to imagine, but there it is. We celebrated at the nexus of 8 year-old fabulousness: Legoland. The Things can hardly believe their luck to live where it is possible to go somewhere so incredible in just two hours!!
We arrived a bit early, after a quick breakfast and opening presents, treasure hunt included. We sprinted to the back of the park just as the motorway was opening up. The Things managed to get several ride turns in before a line formed and waiting was required. It was awesome.
Can you tell that the “people” and the (fully operational) stoplights are made of legos? Too cute. There was a ringmaster sort of fellow in the middle of “town” who tried to keep the drivers in line and explain the rules of the road on the fly, sort of like herding cats, where cats don’t all know right from left. At one point, during a crash, he announced a “sigalert,” which is an LA traffic radio-ism for somebody screwed up on the freeway and is now blocking traffic. We were amused.
Unlike the stinky lawn mower engines at Disneyland, these little cars were not on a rail to guide them, and they are all electric. Practically everything at Legoland is. I’m sure its one of the advantages of a newer park, but still, it was much more pleasant. And quieter!
Next, we moseyed through a couple of not terribly photogenic rides, to come upon the boat ride. The lego people are really crazy with the letting kids actually steer stuff. There were continuous clusterf**ks along the channel as the kids attempted to figure out the delayed reaction of the rudders and rammed into things and each other. It was hilarious, unless you were waiting in line for a boat.
Here is Thing 2 checking out a lego diver at one of the many interest points along the way:
We took a boat ride around a lagoon that had various famous buildings and skylines around it, averaging about 150,000 legos for each tableau. Jeepers.
This one is for Uncle Paco:
After lunch, we went on the Aquaraiders ride:
Had a photo with a bionicle:
Found out that Thing 1 was having an unpleasant reaction to his chicken pox booster:
Took pictures with some old friends on the way out:
Legoland closes at 6pm, which is kinda ridiculous, but at least we don’t have to eat dinner in there. We ate at a nearby restaurant, with Thing 2 repeatedly requesting we keep his birthday a secret in case the crazy waitstaff were to come over and humiliate him in that way that they do. His secret was safe with us.
We got home at 10pm, with exactly enough energy to spare for Cake! and singing. And collapse. This is what the end of the first day of 8 looked like:
Here is Thing 2 with some presents: Fluffy the dino and a really great puzzle.
And that, was that!